Monday, August 25, 2008

oH MY GOD

max Ride release: 2010.
Twi. release: nov. 17th
THE OH MY HOLY FUCK FACTOR:


WHAT THE HELL, MAN? 

the next book will be called Water Wings: A Maximum Ride novel.
I Describe it as this:
OH NO! Fish are dying, because Big Oil is killing our ecosystem! The Flock must go underwater to save the fish, after being enlisted by the goverment! They go willingly with the Institute's Mr. Chu in a SUBMARINE, to STUDY THE WILD FISH and SAVE THE ECOSYSTEM.

Underwater.


the flock.


willingly working with the institute.


UNDER-FUCKING-WATER. IN A SUBAMRINE.


MAX, I THOUGHT YOU HATED SMALL SPACES WITH OTHER PEOPLE?!?!?!?!? AND SHOULDNT THE GOVERMENT BE ENLISTING SOMEONE QUALIFIED TO DO THIS, NOT JUST RANDOM BIRDKIDS WHO ARE USELESS.... UNDERWATER!!!! Well, except Angel, but she's SIX.


AUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Oh, btw, I found our Angel! (She needs a bit of hair dye, but the eyes!)

3 comments:

Ladybug Girl said...

You may have exaggerated the stupid a bit but: EWEWEW

Cupcake, darling! said...

eeeeek scary angel kid!! she's gonna kill yooooooooouu!!!

RØÇK †h€ ƒLÒÇK! said...

that's a..... um...

a....








a scary freaking kid...