Ghoul

I woke up this morning with a nosebleed. Nothing special, until the blood dripped down the back of my throat. 

Dammit.

My whole body is burning, recoiling from regular food, my throat burns.

I have learned a word for what I am: Ghoul. a mortal who is STILL mortal, but requires blood... unless they can go long enough without it to resist. 

You do not know what this is like, unless you happen to be an ex alcoholic. the Twilight comparison is true.

Anyone with open wounds: ClOSE THEM BEFORE TUESDAY. Please?

oH MY GOD

max Ride release: 2010.

Twi. release: nov. 17th

THE OH MY HOLY FUCK FACTOR:

WHAT THE HELL, MAN? 

the next book will be called Water Wings: A Maximum Ride novel.

I Describe it as this:

OH NO! Fish are dying, because Big Oil is killing our ecosystem! The Flock must go underwater to save the fish, after being enlisted by the goverment! They go willingly with the Institute's Mr. Chu in a SUBMARINE, to STUDY THE WILD FISH and SAVE THE ECOSYSTEM.

Underwater.

the flock.

willingly working with the institute.

UNDER-FUCKING-WATER. IN A SUBAMRINE.

MAX, I THOUGHT YOU HATED SMALL SPACES WITH OTHER PEOPLE?!?!?!?!? AND SHOULDNT THE GOVERMENT BE ENLISTING SOMEONE QUALIFIED TO DO THIS, NOT JUST RANDOM BIRDKIDS WHO ARE USELESS.... UNDERWATER!!!! Well, except Angel, but she's SIX.

AUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Oh, btw, I found our Angel! (She needs a bit of hair dye, but the eyes!)

Being High Is Rather Fun... Then...

Okay, here's a rundown of what, exactly, it is like when you inhale waaaaaaay too many class 2 narcotics.

1. Your whole body tingles, and it feels calming, like sleeping pills. Not too bad, just pleasant. You amuse yourself by trying not to smile, because you think if you smile they'll take the drugs away.

2. Time becomes fuzzy, you no longer remember what happened or what will happen.

3. Now the room spins. This dosen't make you nauseous, it's just fun. 

4. And you can't feel your body anymore.

5. Now you're floating, going wherever you want. You're invincible. You're euphoric. Life is good and perfect.

6. Then you sluggishly are yanked part of the way back, enough to relize you feel really sick. Like, really really really sick.

7. Proceed to puke all over your dentist, the walls, your iPod, the floor, the TV, the eqiupment, and your hair.

8. Freak out the dentist, as she relizes she had very little oxygen ad mostly drugs flowing into your lungs.

Operator Please- Get What you Want

I Can't get the video on the blog, so you'll have to click here. 

I wish I could, give you some ritalin, so mabye I could get a reaction, or mabye even a facial expression, but it's not your fault if you really dont wanna!

TEST!!!

TEST TEST TEST

TEST!!!!

TEST TEST TEST

Spreadshirt!

And the back....

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School, again

yaergh. Nothing much interesting. However, I wanted to post a little paragraph that popped into my head today, for no reason whatsoever. Note: it's NOT what you think it is. I swear.

I smiled at myself as I zipped up my gown. Baby pink and strapless, it would look better on the red carpet than in my home, but I had never quite given up my passion for the old. Besides, today was a day of celebration, so I guess gowns aren't out of the question. A jealous hum echoed through through the halls as the others saw me. Glorious, indeed. I clicked through the rooms, stopping briefly in the kitchen for an espresso. As I said- a passion for the old. I popped a few breath mints, though, for afters. I flung open the double doors, and stepped out into the dazziling sun.
"My friends," I sang, "we are free!"

I have NO IDEA where that came from. It popped into my head randomly. Any ideas? At all? I mean- I've never heard this character in my imagination before.

!!! Weird...

Sophie!

Thanks! I'm glad I kick ass!

How did u find me?!

I got a mount!!! its a giant, ugly gray elephant!!!

THANK YOU ETHAN!!!! <3 <3 <3

Hello Faithful Readers!!!!!!!!

If you read this blog, comment! I wanna know who's reading.... ;)

Absolutely Terrifying

Deep in the rain forest, there is a frog that screams DON'T FUCK WITH ME. How does it do this, you ask? By giving you a dose of poison that has the same affect of vampire venom. Or, if you don't read Twilight, like someone lit every cell in your body on fire and then covered it in paper cuts. This horrifying creature is G-d Herself letting you know how bad her PMS is.

Would you like to see a picture of the frog?

Really?

Well, then, here you are.

Absolutely. Fucking. Terrifying.

Best waste of tiem ever is HERE!!!!!

IaP

Almost...done!!!

I got a site, now I just need to get a custom domain and finishup...

Games!!!

After an hour and a half of mix-n-match, I got these outfits: (see wherever I managed to post a pic)
The link to the game is HERE!!!!!!

New. Stuff.

LOL, I got

1. Shirtsssss!!!! One that looks like this photo of Kari from MythBusters
2. Guy shorts!!!!
3. Pants!!!!
4. A miniskirt!!!
5. Leggings!!!!

Also, I have a performance open to the public on Saturday, 1200 am- 200 pm, at Old Main at CU. Come if you want, don't come if you don't. If I may say so myself, this year in Shakspeare Camp has been the WORST for acting.... X( our director is absolute SHIT... he has NOTHING organized.... Depression!!!!!!!!


Watch this video. You have NO CHOICE. it made me pee myself laughing!!!!!

Let's Follow the Cops Back Home, and Rob Their Houses.

I have Placebo's Follow The Cops Back Home stuck in my head.

So, Twilight midnight release party- fanntabulous!!! A jacob/edward debate, Sarah and Bepe showed up, the whole twelve yards! The book- well....she's trying to please every fan at once, and therefore pleasing no one. I'm osrry to be such a spoil sport- I JUST DONT LIKE IT. It dosen't...feel right. It feels like a diffrent author, a diffrent series, almost. I have no idea if this is what she was aiming for or not, but meh. I digress. Besides Andy leaving, and Bepe showing up rather randomly, I say it was a fairly great party!!! What say you?

:0 g2g finish....