Monday, October 27, 2008

JOIN FACEBOOK

Tizri Zelig's Facebook profile

Friday, October 24, 2008

Well

I got Kenya back up and running! Her keyboard makes the BEST clunk-clunk-clikity-clikity-clunk-clunK!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Ruddolf the red hot reindeer!!

Here we go

I Think

I just lost all my friends.





Well

Anya broke up w. me. Oh well. Like my stickers?

Saturday, October 18, 2008

My Baby!!!

Isn't it cute???!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?? Gonna keep the sex a secret, though. (like, if it's a boy or a girl. Get your mind out of the gutter.) Surprises are fun, sometimes. Any name ideas?

At the veeeeeery bottom of this page is the high school countdown! (I chose the least painful background, sorry.)

It's been.... 46 days, so far!

Friday, October 17, 2008

I Have just died laughing

DONT READ IT. Wait for the man to read it to you. Make sure your volume is up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here we go!!!
I wish two things.

1. COMMENT ON THINGS OTHER THAN THE MOST RECENT POST.
2. Things could be like they were March 4th.

YAY!!!!!

My fourth EVER attempt at drawing something in the manga/anime style has been proclaimed pretty good!!!! I'm so happy!!!! It took me seven years to cultivate my cartoon style drawing, and now, after two days, I'm already competent (if not great) at anime!

Maddie taught me well, hahaha!!

Well I'm sick.

Again. Fuck. LOL, I kinda miss my long, drawn out posts, so from now on I'll TRY to make longer posts. I wish I could go see Panic! tonight, but my stupid cousins won't take me. I'm seriously pissed off at Ms Mona, she made my TAG (Talented And Gifted) program with Mr Dietzel, and now she's not using it. How to find the simple subject and simple predicate- yea, right. Like I can;t do that.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Not Much To Report

So yea. Rawr. Prob gonna breakup w. Anya tomorrow... meh, I just don't like her. But u know, once you've fucked someone... well anyways. Yea. Meh.



Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Here

I made a fictionpress account!

Monday, October 6, 2008

I Have Found My Sport!

Finally, one I'll play that's fun and just random enough!!!

See it HERE!

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Songs you WILL listen to

I Kissed A Girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs
GO EXPIRIMENTATION!!!

Hot N' Cold
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFhCsDdU
perfect "I hate emo" song

Ur So Gay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWbLkXhGEmo
perfect "I hate emo guys" song

Smile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M7WKNwww3M
Violence aginst exes? Commited by a girl kicked out of 7 schools? Perfect.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Flamingo Legs of Yellow and Green

Bored bored bored in my mom's class... I dididn't go to school 2day. Beacause Andy made something that sounded like a suicide attempt on her blog. Understandably, I FREAKED OUT, and it took me an hour and a half before I was even willing to talk about it. So, mom took me to work with her so I didn't have to deal with school and all that shit. Yes, counselors were called, so they have a legal obligation to pull Andy and call her mom.
Gawd, why does life have to be so damn complicated? I mean, why can't everyone just mind their own shit and let us all get along? Ellie's left our group, Andy's dying, Mouse is acting like I'm the villian from some stupid HBO Lifetime movie. So.. with the whole "my-life-is-a-steryotypical-teenage-coming-of-age-book" theory, let's see where I am in the plot:

1. Start something new and big. CHECK
2. Make insta-friends with someone who otherwise wouldn't associate with you. CHECK.
3. Have crisis. CHECK.
4. Be rejected by crush. CHECK
5. BFF suports you. CHECK
6. Hook up with BFF. CHECK
7. Make huge discovery about self. CHECK
8. Get dumped, relize they weren't the right person for you. CHECK
9. Go into a "slut" phase whilst still obsessing over ex. CHECK
10. Do something crazy to try to "fix" self.
11. Find "true" happyness, figure out problems.
12. Go to high school.

Hmmm... 8 months and three major plot points left to go. Hurry up, author!!!!!

Seriously, I know you're sitting at your computer right now, going "How can I make Tizri AND Andy happy? My two protagonsits need some help!" You're calling your mom, your friends, asking for advice. It will come flodding in.

"Kill one of them!"
"Put them back together in time for the end of the year party!"
"Put Tizri with Benji! There's a plot twist!"
"Make a secondary character save the day!"

Well, author, I'm begging you here:
DON'T KILL ANY OF US OFF.

And hurry the fuck up! Make a montage or some such! A blank page that says "Six months later" like you did in Book 2, 7th Grade!


SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!