Oh, have you ever sat at home, wondering what would happen if yes, your ideal weight were to be reached? If you took a constant readin fo my thoughts, I bet you this would be the breakdown
48%- My weight (lower, lower, lower, 30 more lbs till I win, lower)
10%- Appearance (Do I look OK? No you don't)
2%- Should I be thinking about schoolwork?
20%- My friends (when can I hang out? What would they think?)
5%- Whatever writing project's in my head
1%- There's always a song stuck in my head (watever is playing at the time)
14%- Other
What I wouldn't give to be able to drop 30 lbs. What the hell, I would stop eating if I had to.
That’s Some Colorful Mansplaining
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Customer: *Raising an eyebrow.* "Wow. Could you sound any more
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