Stupidest. Idea. Ever.

National Makeout day, I kid you not, is May 5th.

This makes no since in this or any ther universe; I can understand a day for love and gushy feelings, I can understand a day to celebrate the day some dead dude started walking, I can understand a day for the too damn hot times and the too damn cold times.

National Makeout Day makes no sense. The act which it celebrates, though enormously entertaining and sexy and a million other adjetives I won't list here because my blog's already X-Rated, is not a "special" thing. First time? Definitely. First time with someone new? Yup.

But, c'mon, most people over the age of 15 and under the age of 40 make out almost every day. (Especially in the high school/college years, if alcohol consumption statistics are to be trusted.)

It does not need a holiday. That would be like making a holiday for Diet Pepsi.