Why cruel internet!?

100s of free_______ my ass!
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I need a piano teacher. I got a keyboard for Hanukah, and I still cant play it. I just sit with it, for hours, touching the keys and losing myself in the pretty little noises they make. I can play a few songs but I have no idea individually what they mean. The keys.

A new portal of insanity has been breached. I want my little pillcup!!!!