Deep in the rain forest, there is a frog that screams DON'T FUCK WITH ME. How does it do this, you ask? By giving you a dose of poison that has the same affect of vampire venom. Or, if you don't read Twilight, like someone lit every cell in your body on fire and then covered it in paper cuts. This horrifying creature is G-d Herself letting you know how bad her PMS is.
Would you like to see a picture of the frog?
Really?
Well, then, here you are.
Absolutely. Fucking. Terrifying.
Best waste of tiem ever is HERE!!!!!
The Boss Wins That Closing Argument
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Me: "Ma'am, we're closing."
Customer: "I know! I always come at this time! I know you can't tell me to
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4 comments:
Oh my frigging GOODNESS!!!!!!! Scawy!!! Question: After the burning sensation is gone, do you get to be immortal and super fast and strong????
If so- BITE ME FREAKY TINY FROG!!!!!
No, it's all the bad without any of the good- sorry!!! You just want to die, then wake up, and magically...NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!!
Darn it.
the froggy is so very threatening.... he is my new boyfriend.
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