Summer Qoutes, Part Deux

*NOTE: do to the fact my computer hates me, I can't respond to email or post. Trust me, I HAVE read anything you send.*

"Flying is easy! All you have to do is throw yourself at the ground, and miss."

"I....like....POPSICLES!"

"Hey, Shakespeare, are you gay?"

"Ex-girlfriend's dad's boyfriend knows him."
"Wait, WHAT!?"
*sigh, bored by now* "Ex-girlfriend's dad's boyfriend knows him..."
"That's disgusting!"
*whack*

"TO THE BAT-TANK!!!!!!!"

"I'd be like a human trying to get a chicken pregnant."
"Well....there was that one guy...with the goat..."

"Ah, the wonders of venom."

"I will rub my gay germs on you!!!"


"YOU CAN DANCE." *bug eyes!*