I TOLD MY DAD I'M BI. HOLY SHIT. HE IS THE GUY I TRUST THE LEAST IN THE WORLD AND HE KNOOOOWS!!!!
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If it wern't for Andrea (I love you! (this much!)) and Loose Lips by Kimya Dawson, I would be sobbing now.
Masterfully Offended
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Me: "So we come upstairs to the master bedroom—"
Customer: "—Excuse me, what did you just call this room?"
Me: "Oh, I just said ...
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