I TOLD YOU SO!

HERE!!!!

More Snoggadge

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Shirtless, no less!!! ;)

So.... uhm.... shouldn't I feel like high and happy and trippy and shit? Not...just....

uhm.....

uhm....

mellow? Like, Oh shit, why did I spend the night up, now I'm tired and shit, and shit, what a waste of a night.

This is NOT good. I can't, you know, get to base 3 then be.....

unenthusicastic? Unestatic?

Fuck. SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Go till the page is full, Blogger.)

HELP!??!?!?!?!?!!??!?!? WHAT HAVE I DONE/DO!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

what...fuck....shit shit shit shit shit......

plus, uhm, tounge bath much? seriosuly needs to work on kissing skills, she does.

K Well here we go again

*sigh* Anya just admitted she likes me, too. It was HILARIOUS.

I whispered my crush 2 Benji, she whispered to Samantha, they told eachother, then started laughing. I was like "i was right, huh?"

Part of me is like WHEEEEEE

the other part was like "well, another friendship down the drain. Fuck."

WHAT DO I DO!????!???!??!

Damn it all

Andy, we need to set up a day 2 talk w. Alison. Yes, Ms. Black says we have to.

I satyed after school and HOUr AND A HALF today and was 10 mins late getting out the door to my mom cuz I needed to finish some proplems.

She screamed at me for being late. screamed. No "thanks for staying so late" or even " I'm gald you did your math". Nothing.

*ROTFLMFSTC*

Watch it now!!!

Brisngr

Came out today. Meh. Wake me when something exciting happens.

Hey!!! READ THIS BLOG!!!!!

This one. Right now. Yup.

And don't for get to comment on the blogness!!!

Oh, right.... I (think) I have ppl FLIRTING with me? Have I, over the summer, suddenly become more attractive? 'Cause now it seems I'm "on the market"!

*Speachless*

Read it. Spread it.

BE VIRAL! BE QUICK!

Rargh

I'm under house arrest for the foreseeable future. I have to stay after school for an HOUR every day till I have A's in everything.

Hey, Look, Patterson SUCKS!!!

he blogs about how we shouldn't graft ears onto mice. Yes, we did that. Beacause it's awesome.

DONT RUIN MY FUTURE CAREER!!! GENETIC MODIFICATION IS HOW YOU WILL SURVIVE!

FUCK PF CHANGS

AND  FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE ALONG WITH IT!

Cycler

If you have any respect for humanity left you WILL do that following steps, in order.

1. Beg a 20$ off your folks

2. Get your ass to the closest book store.

3. Find a book called cycler- it should have a girl in a pink bra and blue-and-white boxers on the front.

4. Read the first four pages- NO MORE. (this is the hardest step)

5. Buy book.

6. DONT TELL ME THE ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, Look, My Opinion IS Supported By Sexperts!!!!

Andrea Nemerson (see the middle of the page) AGREES WITH ME!!!!!!

Huh....?

I thought Andy didn't like Mouse. Now they're dating.

HUH?

Ah, well, whatev.

My crush is gay!!!! woot!!!!!!!!

Note to Ellie: It's only a lil' one, don't get your panties in a twist.

Mouse. Andy. Read. Now.

Mouse: Fine! Date her already! I'm a big girl, I can handle it, I promise. Plus, from what I've seen, she likes you waaaaaaay more than she ever liked me. Which is saying something.

Andy: Stop rubbing salt in the wound. Stop doing whatever the hell you're doing that makes my brain stop working in math, it's seriously hard to pay attention. Date Mouse, if you want to. Congrats on going to the mall and not dying. Glad someone may cure you.


Have good sex!
-Kaylee Fry, Firefly, Shindig

Well, hrm dee dee.

There's SO MUCH I want to say here, (mostly rants and bashing) but apprently my fucking friends are no longer interested in any fucking thing I want to fucking do! 

So, FUCK PERCY JACKSON AND THE SHITTY MOTHERFUCKING OLYMPIADS.

AND ASS RAPE THE BITCHES WHO MADE IT POPULAR.

AND KILL BY PAPERCLIP THEN SHIT ON WHOEVER INVENTED ANIME.

Whew. Now it's off my chest.

Dear Emos Everywhere...

I have a message for you.

More Qoutes of AWESOME!

Benji: "Are you ready... to use your TOUNGE?"

Me: "Oh, its not at all sexual that we're using our tounges to see-saw."
Benji: "And that there's no girls allowed."
Me: Or that we're cramming large, clyndrical peices of wood down our throats.
Benji: "Nope. Nothing wrong with that, Eliana."
Me: "I'm not Ellie."
Benji: "But she's in my havara group!!!"
Me: "WTF?"

Emma: Benji is sooooooooo hot! I want to lick him all over!
Me: Yea, he IS cute.
Emma: ZOMG U SHOULD ASK HIM OUT!!!
Me: *facepalm*

(after the airport security told me to go the right way on the moving sidewalk)
Tyler: (Hissed whisper) Actually, lots of people do it everyday. It's called a treadmill. It's widely considered to be healthy.